HOW TO WELL DRESS YOUR BRAIN IN 5 EASY STEPS.

 Since the mid-seventeen hundreds good etiquette has changed and evolved allowing us to be less robotic but socially accepted. However, in the peak of technology that we live in today we often forget the virtue of  full use of reasoning. Although every culture adheres to different set of manners we can all agree that people in the modern world often indulge in fraud. Don't worry! We all have been guilty of this trend at one point in our life... If you survived the epidemic then I ask you to embrace the Medal of Honor by passing it forward. If you are still in the struggle then Im here to help. Now, without further due here is how to sculpture your medal in five easy steps;

1. LOOK AT YOUR FOUNDATION

Inform yourself about your surroundings. Not being able to pronounce ingredients from your cosmetics and food labels does not excuse you from ignorance. Water is a natural and vital occurrence, but you can overdose from it.

2. ALTERATE & CONQUER

The earth has not lived 4.543 billion years without destruction and YOU cannot advance by acting as a victim. Don't feel obligated to choose from equality or equity, being selfish can compensate the person in question by allowing them to open other doors.

3. DECLARE INDEPENDENCE

This is the main reason why DIYs became so famous yet scary at times. Alternatives are excellent ways to accept failure if necessary. If you ever found your face drowning at the palm of your hands as a result of what seemed to be an excellent escape from the government then you are not alone! I have yet to resign to my dreams of mortgage/rent free "van life". 

4. BE MEDIOCRE

If you think the first three steps are hard then I have good news for you. Now is the time for you to relax and enjoy. Being ordinary is polishing your armor; a task of minimal endurance that keeps your opponents away from infiltrating your success. Be glad your brain is cover AND WELL DRESS!

5. LET YOURSELF DIE

Why do men have to choose bread or freedom? At one point your brain will ask for its 401K so this is your last step. If the curtains are down you shouldnt care.